Welcome to No Safe Haven, my own little piece of cyberspace real estate. I'm going to hunker down right here and defend this land against the dimwits and morons of this world to the best of my ability. Feel free to grab a pitchfork and take stand with me by leaving comments under each article. There is strength...and safety...in numbers.
The main purpose of this blog is to educate people on the dumbing down of America, also known as "the Zombie Virus". There are hordes of mindless creatures walking around out there without a soul, absorbing everything that is dumb and infecting others with their empty lifestyles. They are not capable of independent or rational thinking, often clinging to meaningless material possessions to create a faux identity for hollow lives.
In the movie "Shaun Of The Dead", the main character doesn't realize that the people in his town have turned into the walking dead since they don't appear much different than when they were alive. Take a look out your window. Seem familiar?
Top 40 Radio. Reality Television. Liberalism. Conservatism. Religious Fundamentalism. These are some of the symptoms of the Zombie Virus. Check back here often so that you can learn how to identify the infected.
The outbreak is upon us.
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